youre lurking in front of me
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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