That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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