I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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