that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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