I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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