You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
