So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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