Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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