Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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