You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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