Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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