check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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