He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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