So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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