your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Mom said you looked used
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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