just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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