YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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