Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
