so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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