margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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Do I have a choice?
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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