is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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So much rum. So many feels.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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