those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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