just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
It's Friday. Sex?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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