I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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