no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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