Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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