What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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