you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So much rum. So many feels.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
