Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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