So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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