Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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