Do vagina's smell?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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