Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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