Me too!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
That accounts for only three of the penises
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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