what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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