Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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