Banned from zoo.
Again?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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