who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it was like eating out sand paper
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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