Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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