Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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