So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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