I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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