Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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