Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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