Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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