He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he was CRYING into my vagina
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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