So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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