i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Damn victory sex feels great
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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