They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Drunk is not a location!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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