so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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