what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize
