So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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