For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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