Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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