Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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