so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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